mel-icious rumors

Who would have thought?  Mel Gibson’s profane screaming might have ruined his career!

An upcoming movie called The Beaver which stars Mr. Gibson might never see the light of day, thanks to his recorded rants that have surfaced.

Too bad. I’ve always wanted to see Mr. Gibson communicate through a beaver hand puppet.

Maybe he should try that out in real life. I bet beavers don’t swear as much as he does.

old spice and the end of the world

More important than the apocalypse, of course, is the fact that there is an Old Spice YouTube channel where you can watch the Old Spice commercial guy (you know who I mean) to your little heart’s content.

In other news, the oil spill may be the beginning of the end of the world.

According to experts, it’s possible that the drilling and subsequent spill could trigger the explosion of a giant methane bubble. Apparently, in the distant past, other methane bubbles have exploded with disastrous effects.

There are warning signs of a methane bubble explosion in the Gulf, and such an explosion could lead to a massive extinction of life on the planet.

Coming as close as this does to 2012, it’s scary to think about. But the end might come before 2012 after all. After all, the Bible says:

“But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only.” (Matthew 24:36)

Who expects the world to end, say, December 2011?  Or 2013?

Though the end times seems near, with the oil spill and war and famine and disaster, rest assured that people in the 1800s and 1900s felt the same way when disasters seemed to be around every corner.

So don’t worry; just sit back and watch the Old Spice man.